Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Worst" Pick-Me-Up Note" EVER

I hate chain mail/messages. Especially when they're stupid:

"When you are feeling alone like no one cares, read this cuz its absolutely true Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least fifteen people in this world love you. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least two people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. Always remember the compliments you've received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving person, send this to everyone on your list including the person who sent it too you Thank You for being my friend."

Do I even need to say anything? 


  1. Well clearly this will cheer me up when I'm sad and lonely. C'mon, 15 people in the world love me? No way. And of course people would hate me because they're jealous, it all just makes so much sense now. I really feel like this message has changed my outlook on life and helped solve the paradox between life and death. I am just so glad you've brought this into my life. I think I'll send this to everyone I know just for the sole purpose of making sure they know I care and therefore for the underlying selfish purpose of gaining their attention and thanks. <3333xoxoxxoxoxooafam,f

  2. Hahaha...yeah. 15 people? That's like...all of my friends, 6 of my imaginary friends, and that guy that I nod at every time we pass each other (even though we don't actually know each other).

    This would be empowering...if I could get past the fact that these statistics were completely pulled out of someone's ass.

    It's like kicking a depressed person when they're already down.

    Who comes up with this crap?

    - knowledge

  3. hahaha athis is when "mark as junk" comes into playyy

  4. ^ If only it were that easy!

    I hate the "pass this on to at least 50 other people or you don't love Jesus". Those ones used to guilt-trip me as a child/when I was still religious). I eventually stopped sending them and just prayed, saying that I don't think I should have to e-mail people to prove MY faith.

    - knowledge



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