Monday, April 26, 2010

The Slender Shaper!

I saw this commercial the other day, and I have nothing but praise for this product.

Entrepreneurs make products that cater to a niche, or somethign that the market needs...and apparently, the market needs an exercise machine that doesn't actually require you to exercise.

Isn't this great?! I can wear this when I'm watching TV. I can wear this when I'm playing video games. And best of all, I can wear this while having a 24 ounce steak, gulping down a 2 litre coke, and finishing off a bag of pork rinds.

Who knew that exercise could be so convenient? Now, I can stay in shape without actually having to do any work.

It's getting so hard to find half an hour to exercise and feel healthy. It's thanks to products like these that I don't have to focus on self-responsibility and time management. After all, why would I do that, when I can just make my fat burn itself. (Ever heard that saying, you can teach a man to fish...and all the fat will burn itself?)

After all, why exercise my muscles, when my muscles can exercise me? (In Soviet Russia, car drives you!)


- knowledge

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